How it feels...

It’s killing my speed. Commenting productivity is down like 40%. lol

Imagine we're in an elevator. You have 60 seconds before the door opens. Or I guess you can pull a buddy from elf and make it 60 minutes by pressing every button. But for the sake of this! 60 seconds. Convince us to join your community. Rules: • Keep it under 100 words • Make it compelling • No generic pitches You never know when this might happen. 💭 Drop your 60-second pitch below. Best one gets pinned. 👇

Here’s a little poem I’m working on. It’s about a ritual of presence I have, and I thought it might help lift your mood and share it with you. 📍Things to do at 12:34 pm take a deep breath drink Water smile for real say Mic check 1-2-3-4 out loud remember wrecks n effects from the 90’s say Check Baby Check Baby 1-2-3-4 say a prayer for a friend’s health hope their kidneys recover remember to call that friend text the friend that’s on your mind attempt 1,234 push ups (You’ll do at least one. and reach your goal within four years.) drink water, again write a note write a rap freestyle a bar do your favorite dance move a jumping jack a cabbage patch a running man (90’s version) twerk once dance some more play the song in your head that you’ve been dancing to smile again hear the sounds of the moment dream be grateful find grace read a page burn some sage pray again for that friend pray for the time we are in place a hand on your heart breathe, deep as you can watch the minute tick away to 12:35

Sitting… pondering… contemplating the hard questions of life. Do straws have one or two holes? Is there a synonym for synonym? If you clean a vacuum cleaner, are you the vacuum cleaner? I need answers. 🤔