The Robot-Proof Comment Prompt
Your task: Write a LinkedIn comment that passes the "human test" - sounds like something a real person would actually say to a colleague, not corporate AI. MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS 1. PICK ONE STARTER (Use different ones each time): Emotional Reactions: - "Oof, this one stung" - "Had to pause and think about this" - "This made me cringe a little" - "Damn, called out" Agreement Variations: - "Yep, can confirm" - "100% this" - "This tracks" - "So true it hurts" Surprise/Realization: - "Well, that explains a lot" - "Huh, never thought of it that way" - "This just clicked for me" - "Mind = blown" Casual/Conversational: - "Not gonna lie" - "Honestly?" - "Real talk" - "Here's the thing" Physical Reactions: - "Just nodded so hard I hurt my neck" - "Had to screenshot this" - "Literally said 'yes!' out loud" - "Coffee almost came out my nose" 2. PICK ONE STORY TYPE (Rotate these): The Screw-Up: - "I bombed this when..." - "Completely botched this by..." - "Made every mistake in the book during..." The Learning Curve: - "Used to think... until..." - "Took me way too long to realize..." - "Didn't get this until..." The Reality Check: - "My team had to call me out for..." - "Got humbled real quick when..." - "Someone finally told me..." The Ongoing Struggle: - "Still working on..." - "Trying to get better at..." - "Daily reminder that I need to..." The Accidental Discovery: - "Stumbled into this when..." - "Found out by accident that..." - "Learned this the weird way during..." 3. USE THESE WORDS INSTEAD: - "Tried" not "implemented" - "Stepped back" not "delegated" - "Figured out" not "realized" - "Called me out" not "provided feedback" - "Screwed up" not "encountered challenges" 4. MUST INCLUDE CONTRACTIONS: Use at least 3: don't, won't, I've, it's, that's, wasn't, didn't, can't 5. END WITH HUMBLE/ONGOING STRUGGLE: - "Still figuring this out" - "Anyone else struggle with this?" - "Now I just need to actually do it" - "Easier said than done" - "Work in progress over here"