Aug 25 ā¢ General discussion
š§² 7 Niches That Pass the $3K Test
āļø Do the Math.
Seriously.
You guys will freak out after spending $50 on an ad campaignā¦
ā¦and jump every time your client says āI donāt want to offer thatāā¦ or āthese leads suckā.
So letās fix that with a little thing I call:
š§® The Math That Pencils.
But firstā¦ the rules:
1. No new businesses. (They suck.)
2. Must have 50+ real reviews. (And no, you donāt get to count the ones you helped them get.)
3. CLTV must be $3K+. (If itās notā¦ your DOA.)
āļøNow letās pencil this shiz out:
ā They spend $3,000 on ads.
ā With UpHex, your average lead cost = $12.
ā Thatās 250 leads.
ā And letās be conservative...
ā You close just 3% of those leads.
(Computingā¦ beepā¦boop)
Thatās 7 new clients.
Even at the $3K floor?
Thatās $21K in revenue.
$3K in ā $21K out.
The math works.
The niche works.
(Note: this also gives value to the immediate sales ONLYā¦ And ZERO value to the developed pipeline. This is crazy conservative.)
Now you just need a list of niches that pencil like this or betterš¤·āāļø
So here you go, kid:
š§² 7 Niches That Pass the $3K Test
(And how to dominate each one like a strategic savage)
1. In-Home IV Therapy - CLV: $3.6Kā$7.2K
Run ads for āmobile IV therapy + [city]ā
A campaign to target energy-depleted execs in high-income zips.
Another campaign targets the run-down full time mom-professional
2. Cryotherapy Centers - CLV: $3Kā$5K
Sell athletic recovery packages. Show donāt tell: cold fog, toned abs, endorphin smiles.
3. Functional Medicine Practices - CLV: $5Kā$10K
Root-cause treatments, not Band-Aids. āTired of guessing? Try testing.ā
4. Luxury In-Home Senior Care - CLV: $10Kā$20K
Sell to the adult children, not the patients. Emotional + urgent.
5. Boutique Med Spas - CLV: $4Kā$10K
āNon-invasive faceliftā is the magic phrase. Use Instagram. Show results.
6. Custom Home Automation - CLV: $5Kā$50K
Smart homes = smart clients. Dudes love to see the most outrageous home electronics you can demo.
7. Hyperbaric Oxygen Clinics - CLV: $3Kā$12K
Market to the biohackers and chronic pain folks. Push package deals, not one-offs.
Bottom line?
Stop chasing āeasyā clients with crap margins.
And start building a business where the math actually makes sense.
š° In ads, in client value, in your time.
Your move.
ā Sam
P.S. UpHex over 2000 ad templates graded, and client ready.
Not saying that you wantā¦ Weāve just released Uppie AI that can create that shiz from scratch.
P.P.S. Need expert coaching and an agency model that makes UpHex singā¦ comment MVP.
The true 1-2 combo.ļæ¼
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š§² 7 Niches That Pass the $3K Test
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