May the Fourth Be With You · The Grow Skool

May the Fourth Be With You

Hello, hello, hello everyone! Welcome to your morning briefing. I’m Neil Smith, and today is May 4th. Or as the nerds call it, 'May the Fourth Be With You.' Which is great, unless you’re a sheep. Then it’s 'May the Force be with Ewe.' I'm sorry, I had to. Let’s get into the news before I make another dad joke.

🪙 1. Crypto: To the Moon (Again?)

Listen, the crypto world is buzzing right now. It’s like the whole market just downed a triple-shot espresso while watching a high-speed chase on the news. It’s chaotic, it’s loud, and nobody’s getting any sleep!

Bitcoin is back above $78,000, casually strolling back into the room like it didn't just give everyone a heart attack for months. It’s got that "I never really left" energy, showing up unannounced and making everything more expensive the second you look at it.

Meanwhile, XRP is pushing past $1.40 with some serious attitude, and Dogecoin, the joke that simply refuses to leave the party, is hovering around $0.10 like it actually belongs at the grown-up table.

But while the big names are fighting for the spotlight, the real conversation is shifting toward $GROW. People are realizing that crypto doesn't just have to be about digital gold or memes; it can be about actual impact. While the rest of the market is chasing candles, $GROW is planting seeds, literally, turning ecological credits into the kind of value you can actually feel good about holding.

Whether you’re a full-on HODLer or just watching the drama with cautious curiosity, one thing’s clear: the market is wide awake, and it’s finally starting to $GROW.

🚜 2. Agriculture: The Grain Game

In the world of farming, grains are making new highs for the year. Apparently, everyone decided all at once that they really, really like bread. Soybean oil is driving prices up because of biofuel demand. We’re basically turning our salad dressing into car fuel now. Also, the EPA is looking for your comments on new proposals until the end of today. So if you’ve ever wanted to tell the government how you feel about soil, now is your moment! Don’t let the dirt down.

🥩 3. Cattle Prices: Canada & Australia

Now, for our friends in the cattle business.

In Canada: Prices are staying high, way above the five-year average. It’s a great time to be a rancher, and a very stressful time to be a cow. US packers are showing a lot of interest, which is basically the bovine version of being 'super liked' on Tinder.
In Australia: It’s record-breaking territory. We’re seeing record beef production and a slaughter capacity of about 130,000 head a week. That is a lot of steak, people. Australia is exporting like crazy, so if you’re eating a burger anywhere in the world right now, there’s a good chance it has a passport and a slight Aussie accent.

😂 4. Joke of the Day

And finally, to send you off into your day with a smile:

Why does Peter Parker only have eleven months on his calendar? ... Because he lost May!

(Get it? Spiderman? Aunt May? May 4th? Okay, I'll stop.)

That’s your briefing for today! Stay safe, stay smart, and remember: if you’re investing in crypto today, don’t forget to buy some actual food with that agriculture money....$GROW, NourishMart etc. Goodbye!

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