I have a task for those of you with a bit more life experience. Something for you to relax with.
Just for fun, I created a "longline" with a "grok" (a rough sequence) for the next 007 installment, complete with a soundtrack. Can you tell which one fits Bond better?
Description:
You are Viktor "The Connoisseur" Radek – the international king of the black market of luxury.
Officially: collector of rare wines, classic Ferraris and English football.
Unofficially: the man who controls the entire supply chain from vineyards in Tuscany, to tuning workshops in Italy, to illegal betting on the Premier League.
Your weapons are not lasers or sharks – it's taste, style and psychology. You can destroy a human with one glass of Bordeaux and one well-chosen tie. Bond hates you because you're too elegant, too confident and too... human. You have a beard, glasses and that slightly ironic smile that says "I know you're going to lose, but first let's drink something good".
Your theme: you want the world to return to "true luxury" – before everything became plastic and digital. For you, Bond is a symbol of the old order that needs to be destroyed... in style.
Based on what you read and hear—which one would be a better fit?