An atheist is walking through the woods when a bear suddenly appears right in front of him. Time immediately stops, and God appears. “You’ve spent your whole life not believing in me,” God says. “I’m going to give you one last chance. Believe in me, and I’ll stop the bear. Time will continue.” The man says, “Nah, I’m okay. There’s so much going on in the world that doesn’t make sense. So much evil. It’s really hard to believe in you. Why don’t you make the bear a Christian? Then he’ll become kind and gentle and leave me alone.” God says, “Okay. We’ll do it your way.” Time resumes. The bear drops to his knees and begins to pray: “Father, thank you for this meal I’m about to receive…” (his joke ... I think joke ... not mine)

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The Fruit 🍎 I prayed for patience once. Once. God sent me a toddler, a traffic jam, and a customer service hold line that played "Amazing Grace" on loop for 47 minutes. I called back and said, "Lord, I think there's been a misunderstanding." He said, "Oh no, son. You're getting EXACTLY what you asked for. Just... slower than you wanted it." 😂⏳ Micro Moral 💡 Never pray for patience unless you're ready for God to enroll you in His advanced training program. Spoiler: There's no syllabus. Just pop quizzes. Daily. 📝😅