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Welcome to Testimony Tree : Holy AF
🌳 Welcome to The Testimony Tree — It’s Holy AF (anointed & funny)! Hey family — pull up a branch. This is the place where faith meets funny, and conviction comes with a grin. Here we don’t pretend to be perfect — we just tell the truth and laugh about it before it hurts too much. You’ll see stories, Thornfruit, and Funnies dropping at random. Some will make you laugh, some might sting a little, and a few might hit you right between the ribs (that’s how you know it’s working). 👋 If you’re new, introduce yourself in the comments: • Where you’re from • What made you stop scrolling and climb this Tree • And your favorite “God really did that?” moment ☕️ Bonus points if you drop a pic of your Bible, your coffee mug, or both. (If you spill coffee on your Bible in the process, welcome to the club.) Let’s grow together — roots first, fruit next, always in grace. When God becomes the treasure, everything else becomes negotiable. Except comedy, trust me He will bring the comedy. And when Him, the Spirit and our Good Lord get kicking it is the best comedy tag team you'll ever meet. And, the only one that ever matters 😆! Oh ... and, God and I have a deal: He gets 90%, I get 10%. Turns out when you flip the tithe upside down, God does math that doesn't make sense on a calculator but WORKS in real life. I'm out here living on locusts and honey while the Kingdom Fund is eating STEAK. 🍯💰 JUST THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! “I consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing worth of knowing Christ.” — Philippians 3:8 With Love, ~ Darrell
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🎉 FIRST 1000 MEMBERS ARE FREE FOR LIFE 🎉
Yep, you read that right. The first thousand people who join Testimony Tree get full paid membership for life. No catch. No fine print. Just jump in. All you have to do: 1. Join the community 2. Drop a quick “I’m here” post or comment 3. I will upgrade you to full paid access forever 4. Tell your tribe. Bring your people. The doors are wide open right now. This is the ground floor of something wild, honest, funny, and Spirit led. So very JOYOUS to have you here.
🎉 FIRST 1000 MEMBERS ARE FREE FOR LIFE 🎉
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Ways to Have Fun at the TREE
Hey, new to the Tree? This video isn't meant to be a 'rule' ... the only rules are be kind, funny and have fun with the Trinity Trio (they are FUNNY!)
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Ways to Have Fun at the TREE
The manner of a man's handshake speaks volumes about the man
Being raised out west, two of the most important lessons I was taught by my father and mother were that of the firm handshake while looking a man straight in the eye, and to never shake another man's hand while you are sitting down. When I was nine years old, our church had an amazing pastor who was extremely influential in my life. He was big and strong. A former football lineman and active weightlifter who had spent a short stint on the Denver Broncos practice squad in his youth. He was also the town milkman who had a super strong grip and hands the size of baseball gloves (at least to a nine-year-old). When he moved on to another calling, the church replaced him with a scrawny Midwestern pastor who was quite obviously never taught the lesson of the firm handshake in his youth. Our congregation, women included, described the new pastor's handshake as a 'limp noodle'. They quickly brought him up to speed on the particular intricacies of the said 'handshake' lesson, should he desire to 'stay in the fold'! He went out and purchased hand grips at the local sporting goods store to build his forearm strength to... heed their call. They kept him on for a spell.
The manner of a man's handshake speaks volumes about the man
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