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The worlds longest Place names

The longest place name in the world — and a true linguistic marvel — is:

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu (85 letters)

It’s the name of a hill near Pōrangahau, in Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand, and comes from the Māori language. The name roughly translates to:

“The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the slider, climber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his kōauau (flute) to his loved one.”

Fun facts:

It’s often shortened to Taumata for sanity and signage.

It holds the Guinness World Record for longest place name in an English-speaking country.

There are even longer unofficial versions with up to 105 letters, but the 85-letter form is the most widely recognized.

It’s not just a name — it’s a story, a tribute, and a cultural landmark rolled into one.

The longest place name in Wales — and the longest in the UK — is:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (58 letters, 18 syllables)

It’s a village on the Isle of Anglesey, and the name was famously extended in the 1860s as a publicity stunt to attract tourists. The full translation is:

“St Mary’s Church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool and the Church of St Tysilio near the red cave.”

Locals often shorten it to Llanfair PG, because even the bravest tongue needs a break. The train station sign is a popular photo spot — and yes, it’s as long as a rugby scrum.

I really do not think New Zealand should have it, so lets have our own for Capetown which we can shorten like they do: (I dare you try and say it out loud, let me know if you can do it)

KaapstadflipwaaisnoekkoeksisterparadevanTafelbergwatwhistleenwaaiendieboetiesbraaibabbelenbyBoKaapkleurhuisewaarspazashopsbeatsmaakendomakroekinKhayelitshadansmetgatsbysausopdiekantterwylseemeeueplanbyKalkBayindieloadsheddingmaanligwanneerbakkiesbonkendenUbuntuplakkiesklaplangsdiepadnaMzansiMagicmensemetsmaak

Eenvoudige vertaling / Easy Cape Afrikaans-style Translation:

"In Cape Town where the wind flips your hat and the snoek sizzles, koeksisters parade past Table Mountain as it whistles and blows. The Boeties braai and babble by colourful Bo-Kaap houses, while spaza shops blast beats and Ouma makes rooibos in Khayelitsha, dancing with gatsby sauce on the side. Seagulls plot missions at Kalk Bay cafés during load-shedding moonlight, bakkies bonk, and Ubuntu plakkies slap on the road toward Mzansi Magic people with style.”

Kaap Fact Bites:

Bo-Kaap’s colour palette? A celebration of identity and sass, painted proud.

Gatsby sauce etiquette? Extra sauce, no judgement.

Ubuntu plakkies? They’ve walked more stories than most novels.

Bakkie bonk? That doef-doef when your cousin hits the curb and says, “Ek het hom!” Now to get it on the government gazette!

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The worlds longest Place names