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The Global Physiology Hotline - Thursday
Public service announcement: I do 1:1 consultations for anyone, anywhere, like a physiology hotline that spans time zones, continents, and questionable WiFi connections.
If your body is doing interpretive dance and your labs keep coming back “normal,” HI, it's me. I do 1:1 consultations for humans and pets anywhere on Earth.
Yes, even you in Australia. Yes, even you in the UK.
Yes, even you hiding in a hammock in Costa Rica pretending your "fine."
And because I know half of you have pets who are acting like dramatic children (“Mother, I simply cannot digest this kibble”), yes, I also have functional gut microbiome test kits for your animals. Dogs, cats, horses, and the occasional chaos‑gremlin who identifies as “miscellaneous.”
These kits look at the gut–immune axis, gut–brain patterns, inflammation, microbial balance, metabolic stress, digestion markers, and early dysfunction, basically everything your pet would tell us if they could talk instead of communicating through side‑eye and mysterious symptoms. If your animal’s skin, stool, mood, or behavior is giving “plot twist,” this test tells us why.
International folks: I can’t order your labs directly, your government said no fun allowed, but I can tell you exactly which labs you need. U.S. folks: the U.S. lets us have a little fun. I can order labs anywhere in the U.S. And if you already have labs done? Perfect. Bring them. I’ll help you understand what they actually mean, not the “you’re fine” version, the real physiology version.
If you want clarity, I’m your girl. If you want vibes, I have those too.
If you want someone to tell you “you’re fine,” when you're not, I'm not that person.
I’m here. Anywhere. Everywhere. Except maybe the North and South Pole.
LINK TO MY HUMAN COMMUNITY.
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The Global Physiology Hotline - Thursday
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