𝗜’𝗩𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡’𝗧 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 (𝘀𝗼 𝗜’𝗺 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆) 🙈

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Right, I’ve written this and deleted it about four + or more times now (actually lost count), because I honestly cannot face another round of rejection...

So I’m just gonna say it before I bottle it again, because I’ve been going round in circles for ages and I NEED to say it out loud. This has been a 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛, 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 kinda year, financially, mentally and emotionally. There are things I can’t share, but here’s some of it, and stay with me till the bottom because there’s a bit at the end I really want you to see 👇

A long-term client stopped paying me, after I’d already done months of work for free. TBH it hurts more than the money does, because of the lack of respect.

Then the SACRED AF retreats I run here in Bali are no more, gutted AF. We’d filled our next one for Feb 2027, and after sorting all the logistics we hit a really difficult situation getting the permits together. Months of looking, crying, stressing, trying EVERYTHING we could, and in the end there was no solution I was willing to risk (my home and my life are here in Bali, and deportation is very real), so it’s cancelled. We had to refund every deposit and payment, which came to thousands upon thousands, and yes I know it wasn’t our money, but it’s still a 𝗛𝗨𝗚𝗘 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀, and it was heartbreaking…

On top of that my general clients and online work started to fade, contracts ended, things got harder to sell, and I got to the point where I was SCARED to put another offer out there because I couldn’t handle another round of being ignored. Which then makes me feel like a total failure as a business mentor and coach, and that’s a horrible circle to be in. I’ve used up my savings now and I’m living day by day, and I am TIRED and FED THE FCK UP of things being hard…when will this fucking end

And I’m going to be completely honest with you, because I don’t know how else to do this: I’m getting pretty damn desperate. I know that’s the worst thing you’re supposed to say when you’re selling, because desperation is meant to put people off, but it’s also the truth, and I’ve got no energy left to dress it up. I need sales right now. Real ones, this month. I feel a bit ashamed saying all that, to be honest, but you know I don’t hold back from the truth, and I’d rather be straight with you than put on an “everything’s amazing!” face.

And all this made me think, right, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗺 𝗜 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝘁? Sitting down with real people and sorting their stuff out… (probs not selling this very well right now)

So I’m ending the year doing exactly that, at prices I maybe will never offer again, and honestly I’d rather be working with you than sat here refreshing my bank app checking for sales 😂 so here’s what’s on the table 👇

𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗦: 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝟯𝟬 𝗡𝗢𝗩, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝟲 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗦 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘁. So if you want it but the timing’s off, buy now, hold it, and book when you’re ready. I’m NOT limiting spots, because I will do whatever it takes to get this done properly for every single person who says yes…

💼 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦

🔹 𝟰𝟱-𝗠𝗜𝗡 “𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗔 𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗙𝗙” = we find the thing that’s off in your business and SORT IT. Usually $47, now $27.

🔹 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧 = I go through your Skool or Facebook space and tell you what’s COSTING you members and sales. Usually £111, now $55.

🔹 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗬𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧 = who your buyer is, why they’re not buying, and where they’re hanging out. A call, a Loom and a one-page plan. Usually $197, now $97.

🔹 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝟭-𝟮𝟭 = 30 days, me and you, your community, making it ACTUALLY EARN. Usually $497, now $297.

🎨 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗 (𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲)

🔹 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗧𝗦 = we look at your whole ecosystem: where your traffic comes from (Instagram, YouTube, Facebook), whether the links actually link, and whether it all feels like YOU everywhere. Then I come back with a creative concept to tie it together. Usually $197, now $97.

🔹 𝗠𝗜𝗠𝗜’𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘, 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨 = you get my concept and blueprint, you build your own page (with Claude), and I guide you through it. Usually $297, now $147.

🔹 𝗠𝗜𝗠𝗜’𝗦 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘, 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨 = I build it for you: a page like my Mimi’s House, a page that showcases your offer, or one place that houses everything, and we get it live on your website or hosted for you. Usually $597, now $297.

🔹 𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 = send me a post, your bio or your about page and I make it sound like YOU, not a robot. Usually $77, now $37.

🧘‍♀️ 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬

🔹 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗚𝗔 / 𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 = I make you your very OWN session, built around what YOU need right now (stressed? knackered? can’t switch off?). We do it live, or I record it just for you, and either way you KEEP it to do on repeat whenever you need it. Live: usually $97, now $47. Recorded: usually $77, now $37.

🎁 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗔 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗? Any of these can be a gift, and because you’ve got 6 months to use it, it’s a lovely last-minute Christmas present. Just tell me who it’s for and I’ll send you something you can pass on to them.

No catchy stuff, no pitching, just me giving you my time and PROPER attention. I’ve also got a community called The Backroom, where people have been paying $1 a month for over two years, with a 5.0 from 12 reviews, so I’m not going anywhere and I’ll do right by you always. I made this page to showcase everything in one place: https://mimiramsey.netlify.app/. And I’ll be totally open about why I’m asking you to join through it: coming in through my own page, rather than through Skool’s ads or discovery, should mean Skool doesn’t take its Growth Boost attribution cut, and right now every penny helps. It costs you nothing extra, and you get to see all of it before you pick.

Not sure which one’s for you?

Tell me what’s stuck or what’s annoying the fck out of you and I’ll point you in the right direction, NO PRESSURE. Or if you want something that’s not on the menu, tell me what you need and what you’d pay and we’ll have a chat about whether it works.

We’re grown-ass adults, ask me anything. And if you love what I do but the timing’s off, you can always buy me a coffee ☕ https://buymeacoffee.com/justmimi, it ALL helps and I’m dead grateful.

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸: comment CRUMPET, PICKLES or OI MIMI, or drop me a DM (gulp, the rejection wound is hitting in right now). I’ll send you a Wise payment link. I’m being totally open about why: every payment platform takes a cut, and right now EVERY PENNY counts, so paying through Wise means more of it actually comes to me. If you can’t or don’t want to pay that way, just tell me and we’ll work something out. Then we’ll sort a time that suits you 💛

PS if you’ve read all the way down here, 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨 from the bottom of my heart, honestly. It means more than you know, and if you can’t buy anything right now, a share or a comment helps me loads too ❤️

PS 2. If you can’t buy anything right now (I totally get it), there are other ways to support me, and they all help more than you’d think. Share this page with your communities and your social media and tell people how epic The Backroom is, it’s $1 a month or $10 for the year. Invite people into the Dirty Yoga Club, $7 a month. Come and join me in the Backroom if you want the extra bits. It’s all here, and joining through this page rather than Skool’s own discovery helps me keep more of it: https://mimiramsey.netlify.app/.

Or if you’ve got something else in mind, HOLLA and let me know, I’m all ears 👂

Mimi x x x

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