If You Have Ever Queried an Agent, Speak Up We all know it. Once the novel is finished, we face a set of choices, and for most of us there are three. 1) Self-publish. 2) Try the traditional route. 3) Leave it in a drawer, where maybe a friend or a partner will read it. For years, what I wrote ended up in that drawer, read by one or two people at most. Since 2018, though, I have been publishing. I have gone traditional, five books with four publishers, and some in self. My first book in English came out in 2021, self-published. Prior over a hundred rejections. Five years later I have another book ready, and for about a week now I have been in the query phase. So you have probably worked out which road I chose. It is a brutal phase, and I hate it. Between my own experience and everything I have picked up from other writers, it feels like throwing a pebble into the middle of the ocean and going back the next day to fish it out. So if any of you have direct or indirect experience with an agent, this is the moment to share it. In Italy, if you want an agent to read you, you pay (mostly). And the answers sometimes leave you with a bitter taste. One agent once wrote to me that while he was reading my novel he pictured me as a madman typing at the speed of light. Not the kind of comment you want to receive. Whether I write fast or slow is something you cannot know, and even if I did write fast, it would only be because I write a lot. Another comment, after I had paid another four hundred euros, was that my character was wonderful, so wonderful they compared him to a book that went on to become famous, but they still could not take mine. The most frustrating part is that the book they held mine against had been ignored for twenty years, and was finally published to great success after two decades of refusal and denial. They really do not learn from history, or from their own mistakes. Abroad, with agents in the UK and the US, the problem is different. The text is probably either not read at all or read on the surface (I've been told so). What counts is who you are. And the sheer volume of manuscripts they receive is impossible for one person to sound out, so something inevitably gets lost.