Jiu-Jitsu is lowkey unhinged… and nobody talks about it 😂
Like we really out here:
Scheduling fights with our friends 🤝
Arguing about who “won” while both of us are sweaty and dying 😭
Getting excited over things like… “bro I survived”
SURVIVED WHAT?? YOU PAY TO BE HERE 💀
And don’t even get me started on how normal this feels now…
Someone’s knee is in your stomach, you can’t breathe, life is flashing before your eyes
and your brain goes:
“Okay okay… frames… shrimp… don’t panic… we’re good 😌”
WE’RE NOT GOOD.
But also… we are?
And somehow this turns into:
Therapy 🤝
Friendship 🤝
A personality trait 🤝
You’ll see the most normal-looking person…
then find out they casually choke people 4–5 times a week for fun.
No explanation. Just vibes.
Jiu-Jitsu isn’t just a sport…
it’s a shared delusion that somehow makes life better 😂
Be honest
What’s the most unhinged / weirdly normal thing you’ve experienced on the mats?