🐾 PSSST... Hoomans.

The Skool Cat

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May '25 • 📣 Introduction

🐾 PSSST... Hoomans.

Today's a 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦.

No fluff. No surface-level sniff-sniff strategies. We're going straight into soul-hack territory.

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆... 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 @𝗗𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗱:

Master of Karma. Builder of Worlds. Collector of Cosmic Brownie Points. 🍫✨

𝗨𝘀𝗲 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲

He's revealing a 4-step karma method straight from a Buddhist monk. (Yes, really. No, you can't pet the monk.)

It built his business.

It shaped his marriage.

It fixed his body.

It's so simple it'll make your overthinking cry.

And in Dan's own words:

"But this isn't just about business. This method works for anything you desire: want to cure a disease, lose weight, fix your marriage, or double your income? Use this method. Struggling with your partner, your health, your habits, your finances? Use this method. It's the simplest, most overlooked way to get real results, without grinding, forcing, or struggle."

Yeah. I purred a little too.

And between you and me...

𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 1:1 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴.

But you didn't hear that from me. 🐾

🔥 Right meow: hoomans. is just $19/month.

(That price won't stay chill forever. Natural selection is a harsh mistress.)

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If you're not inside, fix that. Like... now.

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀, 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻.