Hey there new hooman😼! 1️⃣ Your first mission: Start your journey becoming part of the greatest culture on the internet! Let’s get to know you and share endless laughs together! Stay pawsome, The Skool Cat 🐾✨

Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

On Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughs, unexpected rabbit holes, questionable wisdom, and a room full of hoomans who somehow manage to turn almost any topic into a memorable conversation. 🐾💩 Think you'll be there? Leave a 😼 in the comments. Already know you can't make it? Confess your excuse below... the Cat may choose to be merciful. (No promises.) 😹 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK The cardboard boxes are ready. All that's missing is you. 🐾

The litter box is being prepared. Finish your important hooman nonsense and report for questioning. 🕓 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time Attendance is strongly encouraged. Disobedience will be remembered. 🐾

Today, Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughter, random detours, terrible jokes, surprisingly good conversations... and the occasional moment where someone accidentally says something genuinely profound. 🐾💩 Planning to join? Drop a 😼 below. Can't make it? Tell the Cat your excuse in the comments. The judgement will be swift... and mostly affectionate. 😹 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time We'll save you a spot in the litter box. 🐾