On Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughs, unexpected rabbit holes, questionable wisdom, and a room full of hoomans who somehow manage to turn almost any topic into a memorable conversation. 🐾💩 Think you'll be there? Leave a 😼 in the comments. Already know you can't make it? Confess your excuse below... the Cat may choose to be merciful. (No promises.) 😹 👉 Click here for the link + your local time 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK The cardboard boxes are ready. All that's missing is you. 🐾

Last Shit Chat featured: @Iyaraa Iam @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Keith Berg @Ossie Osmond For reasons only the Cat understands, we talked about Christmas. In August. Because this is Shit Chat, and logic is optional. 😼 @Akiko Kiguchi shared that in Japan, Christmas often means Kentucky Fried Chicken. The hoomans were amused. The Cat was intrigued. The chickens were unavailable for comment. 🍗🐈‍⬛ And now International Cat Day is coming this Saturday… So the Cat has a challenge: Comment below with how hoomans SHOULD celebrate Cat Day. Cat pics? Cat stories? Cat worship? Snacks? A full public apology to all cats? Bonus points if you make your own Cat Day post before the next Shit Chat. The Cat is watching. 😼🐾 Skool Cat was here 💩

I have come to realise that the general census said hoomans = correct spelling for a particular category of human 🐱 BUT ... my fingers keep wanting to spell this Hoomuns with a U. Are my fingers trying to create a spell or are they observing a new or different specie entirely!? 🐈 Who decided what the correct spelling should be !? Or is it simply that my feline companion hasn't mastered English? 😼 🙏✨😊😎🩷🐱

Today’s litter box featured: @Dan Schaad @Iyaraa Iam @Jp Niemand @Keith Berg @Robin Swanson @Rositsa Aleksandrova Plus the Cat, obviously. 😼 Special first-time paw stamps to @Iyaraa Iam and @Jp Niemand 🐾 We had broken cars, broken wrists, South African bakkies, Volvo loyalty, rescue kittens, and the ancient origin story of The Skool Cat. @Robin Swanson broke her wrist looking for her cat. Very suspicious. Very feline. 🐈‍⬛ @Jp Niemand introduced us to Amber, the newly adopted rescue kitten. @Iyaraa Iam admitted she followed the Cat trail into hoomans… which proves the bait is working. 😼 Now the Cat wants to know: What broke in your world this week? A car? A body part? A plan? Your patience? Your dignity? Comment below. Bonus points if you make your own post before next Shit Chat. The litter box is open. 💩😼 Skool Cat was here 🐾

The royal decree has been issued. Finish your business, gather the hoomans, and report to the litter box. 🕓 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time The Cat expects attendance. 🐾