Today, Tuesday, right after Skool News, the litter box opens once again. Expect laughter, random detours, terrible jokes, surprisingly good conversations... and the occasional moment where someone accidentally says something genuinely profound. 🐾💩 Planning to join? Drop a 😼 below. Can't make it? Tell the Cat your excuse in the comments. The judgement will be swift... and mostly affectionate. 😹 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time We'll save you a spot in the litter box. 🐾

This Shit Chat had one clear theme: Pets are adorable little chaos machines. 😼 Thank you to the hoomans in the litter box: @Akiko Kiguchi @Dan Schaad @Fabiola Luciani @Jan Schmaranzer @Keith Berg @Mindy Molein We had cats, dogs, bunnies, carpet revenge, strategic meowing, sneezing rescue missions, and Keith possibly preparing for Cat Number Three. 🐈‍⬛🐶🐰 @Jan Schmaranzer also turned @Keith Berg's funny face into a fake background, which somehow led to beard scratching and almost nose picking. Very dignified. Very hooman. 😹 Also… @Mindy Molein teased mysterious “feed” gossip and then refused to explain until next week. Rude. Excellent. Very Cat. So here is the Cat Challenge: Comment below with the weirdest thing your pet does. Bonus points if you make your own pet post before next Shit Chat. The litter box is open. 💩🐾 Skool Cat was here 😼

Cancel your excuses. Alert the hoomans. Secure your favourite cardboard box. 🕓 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉🏽 Click here for the link + your local time The Cat expects attendance. 🐾

The zoomies have started. The litter box is expecting visitors. 🐾😼 We'll be gathering right after Skool News for laughs, life updates, wonderfully questionable conversations, and the kind of rabbit holes you never see coming. 🐾💩 🕓 Every Tuesday - right after Skool News 🌎 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time No agenda. No pressure. Just good hoomans, good vibes, and a cat keeping a suspicious eye on things. 😼 The Cat has already claimed the best seat. 🐾

Why I’m still here 🐾 Because something about this place feels like a warm kitchen at 3 am, the kind a cat would sneak into for quiet company and leftover crumbs. Not loud. Not performative. Just real people, real rhythm. I come back for the quiet sparks, the unexpected honesty in a comment, the weird metaphors that somehow make sense, the way someone says same and it actually lands like a soft paw on your shoulder. It’s not one person. It’s not one format. It’s the feeling that I can show up messy, fur ruffled, tail twitching, and still be met with curiosity, not judgment. If this place disappeared overnight? I’d miss the way it made me feel like my voice mattered, even when I wasn’t trying to be loud, …even when it was just a tiny meow in the corner, listening. Thanks for asking, Emperor Cat. Now go nap in a sunbeam. You earned it. 💤 And if I knock something off the table later… …and you’ll pretend not to notice. Very on brand for a cat emperor ≽ ^⎚ ˕ ⎚^ ≼