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18d โข ๐ฉ Litter Box
๐ How your Emperor found the hoomans.
Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored.
Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells:
- scrolling in silence
- learning alone
- pretending โcommunityโ was a comments section
So I did what any selfโrespecting Emperor of Culture would do:
- I went hunting for the weird ones.
- The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots.
- The ones who turn calls into running jokes.
- The ones who donโt just want a course, they want a court.
I didnโt find the hoomans. I summoned you.
One by one, you appeared in my kingdom:
sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post,
then slowly realising:
โWaitโฆ Iโm not crazy. These are my people.โ
Now look around.
Youโre sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided:
โWeโre not here to just consume. Weโre here to build culture.โ
Tonight, I want to flip the story:
- How did you find me and the hoomans.?
- What was the moment where you thought โOkay, this is differentโ?
- What made you stay?
Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like.
Letโs see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman.
Yours truly,
The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture ๐พ
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๐ How your Emperor found the hoomans.
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