I had a crazy weekend with so many paperwork that my eyes are seeing numbers, documents and fck scanning everything. Let be dully noted somewhere for eternity that I hate bureaucracy and that Spain is the world champion when it comes to it. On a lighter note, thank you @Oddysey Campbell for holding the fort during the weekend cause I was present only for short moments to charge my batteries. You are the best Blitz buddy ever. So far, Blitz is so amazing and it is such a cool vibe that I have to say, YOU ARE AMAZING: @Michelle McMillionairess , @Kai Cerar , @Gunta Skrastiņa , @Ana Belen Sevilla Ull , @Rose Macabre , @Charlotte Schwarzer and @Mikolaj Walczak

Let me tell you a story about sumo. When I was living in Japan, through some circumstances that I couldn´t control, I had to attend sumo tournaments. “It’s a deep cultural experience,” they said. “You’ll love it,” they said. Meanwhile, I sat there trying to understand why two enormous men were slapping each other like someone had stolen their lunch money. I tried. I really did. But the truth is the only thing I mastered was the art of clapping at the right time. Fast‑forward some years, and life takes me to the Canary Islands, the land of eternal spring, great potatoes and tropical fruit, and… lucha canaria, a sort of sumo basically. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that not only it´s so similar to sumo, but I was living next to a Terrero de Lucha, basically a wrestling arena. Destiny, apparently, had decided that I was meant to be surrounded by men grappling in sand, no matter what country I lived in. The best part? I still don’t understand the rules. But at least in lucha canaria, the fighters start by holding each other gently, like two people about to slow‑dance before one suddenly decides to flip the other into the sand. Honestly, it’s kind of poetic. So here I am: lived and living in two places famous for wrestling traditions… and who still can’t explain a single rule of either sport. But I’ve accepted my fate. Some people are born to understand wrestling. I am born to live near it.