(Im excited. the word of the day is: Fuck) 1. New Rules. Theyre fucking awesome 2. New Classroom. Going live tonight. Also fucking awesome. 3. New Community Call every Friday. Super fucking awesome. 4. New Blitz Winners. Theyre fucking awesome. 5. New Blitz. Rules Below. Yep u guessed it (fucking awesome) WHO WON SEPTEMBER BLITZ: dude it was FUCKING close. so you know what? fuck it. Im gonna give it to both of them. Congrats to @Samanda Rasmussen, @Bill Widmer, @Becky Teresa, @Kai Lorenz U betta buy ur flights right meow ill see you buttfaces in Costa Rica. (@Tony Loew is settin up ur rooms meow) HOW TO PLAY OCT ANTI-BLITZ: 1. Pick a buddy and a team name 2. Choose 1 to improve for u: physical self or ur relationships 3. Share ur challenges, wins, strategies, and questions. 4. Be the MOST valuable team to the community (Goosify community will votes on the winners at the end) CHANGES FROM THE REGULAR BLITZ - No leaderboard requirement (so others can catch up) - Show us PROOF of ur life changes! (so we can follow along. I have chosen to work on my physical health this month. Here are my proof pics. Goal is to feel GOOD in my body. (i currently do not)

@Tony Loew has his thing when you ask him: "Where are you from?" He instantly answers with: "MY DADDYS BALLS SIR" So when I saw a post in Goosify called: Where are you from? I knew what to do... Only problem is, that wasn't in Goosify, that was in Skoolers! Comment got deleted. I was Fucked. Life goes on.

…like even @Goose Dunlavey has not risen to the 9th Dimensional awareness — let’s like the shit out of everything he says and skyrocket him there meaaw!!!! I came by it honestly, without much thought to be honest, and I honestly think its the least we can do for such an amazing community! Thanks @Samanda Rasmussen for the inspiration! Thanks @Skool News for highlighting this place - It popped up in a search and I thought, “I should check it out” and immediately was sublimated into the silliest, cheeriest space online imaginable! #GiveGooseAGander #fax