If your snack has 27 ingredients and one of them sounds like a PokΓ©mon evolution (sucraloseβEX, maltodextrinβGX)β¦ maybe put it down.
Artificial sweeteners, mystery syrups, neonβcolored βfruitβ snacksβ¦ your body is not a chemistry lab. Itβs Saturday. Treat it like one.
Go eat something that actually exists in nature. Your future self (and your pancreas) say gracias.