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๐๐ซ Public Statement: Pineapple on pizza is not acceptable.
Iโm sorry, but some lines must be drawn.
Pineapple on pizza is the culinary equivalent of:
๐ ketchup on spaghetti
โ orange juice in espresso or a cappuccino after 11 ๐
Just because something is technically possible does not mean it should ever happen.
Pizza is balance.
Pizza is dignity.
Pizza is history.
Pizza is sacred.
And then someone comes along and says:
โYou know what this needs? Tropical confusion.โ ๐
No. ๐
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Absolutely not. ๐ซ
If you want pineapple, eat pineapple.
If you want pizza, eat pizza.But do not force these two innocent things into an unnatural relationship.
This is not innovation.This is emotional damage with mozzarella.
So yes, I am officially taking a stand for:
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proper pizza
โ
civilised toppings
โ
and a future where spaghetti remains ketchup-free
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๐๐ซ Public Statement: Pineapple on pizza is not acceptable.
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