Obey the Gander · 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙁𝙔 🍓🐛🦋🌈⭐️🩷

Obey the Gander

Look at this feathered tycoon: he’s rocking a custom watermelon-and-banana co-ord set because he’s the only CEO brave enough to dress like a tropical fruit basket while auditing your productivity. He’s currently perched on the laptop to ensure everyone is following the Golden Rule of the Gander, which states that if you don't honk for your brothers, you're destined to fly south alone. Consider this your official Blitz Toll: you are legally required to drop one win from your day in the comments, or the Leader will personally visit your home to relocate your shoelaces and hiss at your router until the WiFi dies. Pay the tax, honor the fruit-suit, and drop a "HONK" below to prove you’re part of the flock! 🦢🍉🍌

@Goose Dunlavey

@Rositsa Aleksandrova

@Yan Yan

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