We let our kids have a little dessert in the day so they don't get sugar after dinner. Today my 3.5y/o had ice cream.
5 minutes after finishing the ice cream he asked for his dessert.
After explaining he just finished dessert, that he ate ice cream already, he said he didn't want ice cream and wanted Skittles.
My wife asks him "you don't want the food you just ate and now you want more dessert?".
If course he said yes.
Kids, they are the best sales people because they don't care about the logic, they just keep going for the close no matter the objection.
What are some silly stories that your kid kept "selling" no matter the argument?