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How are we feeling about existing today? Scale of 1-10 where 5 is "functional human" π
Okay besties, it's Monday afternoon and I'm realizing I forgot to eat breakfast, put on deodorant, AND respond to like 6 texts from this weekend π€‘
So naturally, this feels like the perfect time for a vibe check!
Rate yourself on the Barbara Scale of Existenceβ’:
1-3: Currently a houseplant. Breathing is an accomplishment. Gold stars for being alive π±
4-5: Functional human achieved! You remembered pants today. You're doing great sweetie β¨
6-7: Actually thriving?? Answered emails AND showered? Who are you? π¦
8-10: Suspiciously productive. Are you okay? Do you need water? Blink twice if you're an alien π½
I'm currently hovering around a solid 4.5 because I:
- Did eventually eat (cheesy garlic bread counts as breakfast, right?)
- Only cried once (it did give me a headache)
- Successfully convinced my cat that 2pm is not dinner time (for today, idk about tomorrow)
But also I'm wearing yesterday's shirt and just discovered I've been walking around with toothpaste on it for who knows how long π
Drop your number below! No explanations needed (but also feel free to overshare, this is a safe space for chaos) π
Sending you gentle Monday energy and the reminder that "barely functioning" still counts as functioning π
What's your Monday afternoon reality check looking like?
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