I fell asleep.
I can't believe I actually fell asleep.
Last night, I looked at my watch and saw I had 2 hours before the clock striked 00:00. I told myself, okay I could analyse this in about an 1 hr or less.
And so I started typing on my phone. I was lying on my back, fully covered by my blankets , a blanket fort. Don't ask me how I'm able to breath in there.
In hindsight, maybe falling asleep wasn't such a surprise. I mean...
I was lying in bed,
In my cozy blanket fort that keeps very warm in this cold.
But that would be the furthest thing from the truth, because..
I have done this before.
In fact, more than 7 times.
I have analysed copy lying in bed, in my little self-made fort.
So what went to wrong this time...
As I was saying, I started typing on my phone. Lying on my back. About 20% complete through my analysis.
Until my body moved and I lay on sides.
Next thing I know,
Gone.
And it's a few hours into next day.
This all what happened because I decided to lie on my sides.
And so what's the lesson?
NEVER LAY ON YOUR SIDES WITH THE INTENTION OF ANALYSING COPY!
P.S I'm actual typed this and my final day copy analysis, whiles lying on my back. Told you, more than 7 times.
Honestly, I actually believed I could have analysed my final day copy and posted before the day ended. I didn't actually think I would fall asleep. I was tired but I would argue I wasn't tired couldn't function tired. But l had a long day yesterday, had been up since.
Day 31 Copy Translation. 22/06/26. Below
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Squeeze Page
Copyhackers
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Big ( It's implying its possible for you to earn $200,000 as a Freelancer Copywriter. This promise is big because the amount of It's promising it's huge.)
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(Previous promise reiteration, being a $200,000 Freelancer Copywriter, the only difference is that they tell you what makes that possible 'The Copywriter Mastermind". These are implications by the way)
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Big ( You can get this thing that can help in your goal to earn $200,000 for free)
>Are you ready to earn $200,000 in 2017?
Big ( Promsie reiterated, it's telling you, you could earn this amount of money within in the year. Stating a time frame makes the promise bigger.)
>Or are you still trying to get the pieces in place for your freelance copywriting business?
(So is this still you? still being the sruggling freelance copywriting still figuring this out. This is why you not the $ 200,000 freelancer. All implied btw.)
(Phrasing a sentence like that makes it seem like it's all your fault your reality is currently what you don't want it to be but it also gives you hope that you can change it)
>With our third cohort of The Copywriter Mastermind , we're offering two paths:
Specific,Safe ( 3rd Cohort, so you interpret this as oh they have done this before. Then they must know what they doing. Establishing creditability)
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New ( What you getting from this Cohort.)
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New ( You can figure things out or eventually figure things by just getting an info kit.)
Easy( You just need to get the infokit)
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(Urgency and Exclusivity makes it seem more people than it actually could have been)
Get the free mastermind infokit.
CTA
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Done. I'm going to lay on my sides now.
Later.