🥱Are you a robot or what??? Act like a human bro…

Alright yo what’s up boys, so I had this convo the other day with this guy who’s doing IG DM automation and the first thing I noticed is like bro… his messages were stiff as hell.

He’s out here like

“Hey, how are you doing? I made this video…”

and obviously nobody replies to that kinda stuff, it’s boring as f*ck hahaha.

You gotta stop sounding like some corporate bot, man.

Nobody wants that.

Write like you’d actually talk to someone face to face.

Like instead of

“Hey how you doing”

Just hit them with a

“Yo sup bro you good?”

That’s already way better.

And then for your follow-up?

Don’t do the

“Hey just following up” sht.

Be funny, be weird.

Something this guy implemented after out call was:

“Reply or I’ll be dying in my basement 😂”

And yeah it’s dumb but that’s what works.

Makes them laugh, it’s personal, it breaks the pattern.

That’s what most people f up

They go too professional.

Nobody wants a formal pitch in their DMs.

Be casual, be funny, say whatever you’d say.

So like literally write whatever’s in your head.

If you’d say “yo go away my guy” IRL, put that in the message.

Don’t force anything.

People can smell that desperate “please reply” energy from a mile away.

Here’s what you gotta do:

Stop overthinking and sounding like a suit
Write like you talk — slang, jokes, emojis, all that
Make it funny so you actually stand out
Don’t care so much — people can feel when you’re too needy
Just say what you’d actually say in person

That’s it.

Drop your opener or your follow-up in the comments and I’ll review it for you. Let’s go boys, let’s make this sh*t work.

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