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Circular Knitting Machine Humor
Just a little something for your funny bone! Hope you get a few chuckles out of these!!
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"I'll just make one hat." ..... Six hours later... "Why do I own 47 hats?"
Every machine has two speeds:
- Perfect.
- Oops... dropped stitch.
The only cardio I do is cranking.
If you can hear the machine clicking, someone is making Christmas gifts in July.
The machine ate my yarn... It must've been hungry.
Circular knitting machines: Turning skeins into "Where do I put all these hats?"
Buying yarn and using yarn are two completely different hobbies.
I don't need therapy. I just need one more skein.
Current project: Avoiding the 7 unfinished ones.
My stash sparks joy. My bank account... not so much.
Circular machine knitting burns calories. Mostly from running back and forth looking for scissors and a darning needle.
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Circular Knitting Machine Humor
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