25d (edited) • Dire Warnings
Call to Arms: Defend Our Desserts!
There have been sightings of marauding gangs of pudding vikings attacking at random from the moat. We have had reports from the below locations and what they have taken:
- The Cakery - Stole all the sticky toffee pudding
- The Ice Creamery - Robbed all their raspberry ripple
- The Wafflery - Nicked all the maple syrup
We can't know when or where they will strike next, so everyone needs to be vigilant and ready for battle at any moment. We will be issuing weaponry from the armoury, though we have already run out of swords. Luckily here are plenty of cricket bats left due to no one wanting to play.
Please be on guard, and be sure to report any further viking raids. Our puddings are in peril!
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Call to Arms: Defend Our Desserts!
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