5d (edited) • Beneath The Castle
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You sidle up to the large wooden barrel beside the slug.
The enormous creature watches you silently from the rocking chair.
Its medals clink softly in the candlelight.
Slowly, carefully, you place both hands on the barrel and begin attempting to drag it away.
The slug says nothing.
This somehow makes the situation worse.
The barrel moves perhaps two inches.
Then stops completely.
There is a deep internal noise from within the barrel.
Not a mechanical noise.
More the sort of noise a building might make if it became unhappy.
The slug closes all visible eyes.
Every candle in the chamber goes out.
Something damp and extremely fast moves across the room towards you.
Later, it takes the Castle surgeons 27 hours to sew your legs back on.
💀 Your adventure ends here.
💡 Residents returning from the dungeon are encouraged to report any unusual conditions, transformations or lingering effects in the Castle community.
🚨 Please avoid revealing specific routes, procedures or barrel-related details.
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