You're gonna have a whaley bad time...
I do a lot of work for a band called "The Bikini Whales" – LET ME TELL YOU ... image generation and whales ... they are not friends, but I have an ever growing collection of hilariously bad AI generated whales. Here's some of my favorite from the latest prompt: "A dramatic, high-energy comic book-style illustration set in the heart of the Texas desert. A massive blue whale, the unexpected yet heroic protagonist, dominates the foreground. Perched atop its immense head is a slightly tilted, well-worn cowboy hat, the brim casting a shadow over its determined eyes. The whale’s skin glistens under the relentless sun, its powerful form resting on the cracked desert ground, surrounded by towering saguaro cacti and scattered longhorn skulls. Behind the whale, a tattered Texas flag waves in the dry wind, its red, white, and blue fabric worn from the elements. But the real action is unfolding: an angry mob surges forward, their faces twisted with rage, torches and pitchforks raised high. At the front of the mob, a man in a wheelchair leads the charge, his expression contorted with fury as he points toward the whale. His followers kick up a storm of dust, their shouts echoing through the arid wasteland. But the whale is no passive victim—it fights back. With a mighty, triumphant spray, it blasts a high-pressure jet of water straight at the man in the wheelchair, drenching him completely. The force is so powerful that his chair wobbles, water droplets flying in every direction. His expression shifts from anger to pure shock, his grip slipping as the wave of justice crashes over him. The mob behind him stumbles, caught in the unexpected deluge, their torches sputtering out as they recoil. The composition is cinematic, with dynamic motion lines emphasizing the whale’s defiant action. The color palette is bold and sun-soaked, contrasting the deep blues of the whale’s skin with the fiery oranges and browns of the desert. The scene is both intense and absurd—a larger-than-life showdown of Texas-sized proportions."