Quick disclosure before anything else: I do this work for a living. Which is exactly why I'm handing you the questions that filter operators from spam. If these questions would disqualify me, they should disqualify me. The AEO pitch wave is in full swing. Agency listicles flooding Reddit. "LLM optimization" retainers. Vendors borrowing credibility from real mechanisms (RAG exists, retrieval is real) to sell unproven tactics. One enterprise SEO director I follow described a company that added FAQs site-wide because an agency said it helps LLMs extract answers. Their SEO dropped across multiple content types. The AI lift never came. Now they're paying a second time to rip it all out. That's the failure mode: real mechanism, spam execution, no measurement. Here are the five questions that catch it before you sign. 1. "What do the engines currently say about my business?" Ask this first because it's the cheapest test. A real operator captures a baseline before proposing anything — what ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and AI Overviews actually return for your buying-intent prompts today. If they pitch tactics before they've documented your current state, they're selling a package, not solving your problem. You can't measure a change against a baseline nobody took. 2. "Can you show me before/after data on a site that isn't your own case study?" Stolen directly from an enterprise SEO director, because it's the best filter in the industry right now. Fair warning: almost nobody can fully answer it — controlled third-party proof barely exists in this space yet. That's fine. What you're listening for is whether they admit that. "Here's our internal data, here are its limits, here's what we can't claim" is an operator. "We dominate AI search for our clients" is a walk-away. 3. "Is this reversible?" Every structural change should have an undo path. The FAQ-everywhere company is paying twice because nobody asked this. Site-wide content injections, separate machine-readable sites, mass schema changes — if it can't be rolled back cleanly, the downside isn't zero results. It's site debt plus a cleanup project.