Someone in my community challenge me to make a song out of the US tax code. Real IRS collection notices, first reminder through Final Notice. Every threat is verbatim, the government wrote the hook. I just gave it a piano and a whispered outro. Here's the exact Suno style prompt that won, 39 renders deep. Steal it, point it at your own ridiculous document: STRICT 3:00. Upbeat 90s R&B piano groove at 95-105 BPM, opens with a big sexy instrumental intro, punchy catchy piano riff bouncing over a tight head-nodding drum pocket, verses build tension with rising stacked harmonies toward a triumphant hook that lands like a revelation, bright grand piano driving every section as the rhythmic backbone, confident melismatic lead vocal singing with complete unhurried certainty, gospel-tinged runs, brief deep bass spoken word moment punching on the beat, key change on the final hook with the piano lifting, ends with a whispered spoken line over dead silence, earnest and dead serious, no irony