hello hooman that is reading this! First of all I want to officially welcome you to this wonderful and purr-tastic february. This month is going to be the „hooman“ month. But why is that? You as a good hooman most often think that „hoomans“ is just a place, a community lead by the most astounding and precious cat there is and ever was. BUT.. hoomans is waaaaay bigger than that. hoomans is a culture hoomans is an institution. In order to make yourself a legendary hooman (almost like a hoomanized prophet) you need to be one with the word hooman! So this month we all will make the word „hooman“ a thing! ❌ Whenever you catch somebody in a post, a comment or even a direct message where they use any words to describe a hooman like: „people, human (that sucks most), dude, dudette, brother, sister, mother, dad .. ✅ CORRECT THEM - it’s all „hooman“ Go out there and be hooman, hooman! Yours truly, The Skool Cat - The ultimate hooman (Ps: how often did I use that word hooman? Hope it settled in your subconsciousness lol)

hoomans.. If you joined our last Shit Chat, drop your own mini-post in the comments. 3 lines only: 1) What happened that surprised you? 2) Why should a hooman join the next one? 3) One word to describe the vibe. Go. I’m stealing the best lines for the next invitation. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

...YOU SHOW UP...crazy hair, no makeup, fresh from digging out of the snow, driving in ice (right @Nicholas Golden?), whatever...YOU SHOW UP. Thanks for the Shit Chat @The Skool Cat, nice to see everyone!!

Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending “community” was a comments section So I did what any self‑respecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who don’t just want a course, they want a court. I didn’t find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: “Wait… I’m not crazy. These are my people.” Now look around. You’re sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: “We’re not here to just consume. We’re here to build culture.” Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought “Okay, this is different”? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Let’s see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐾

Was it called hoomans when I joined??? I don't think so... I joined because skool felt a little too serious for a moment. I just never left because...why would I???