Hi beautiful souls & animals of all kinds! I shared a joke in different group and someone share this one in one of the comments and laughed sooooofckn hard so decided to come in here and share with yall! 🤣 still laughing! Drop your fav funny stuffs in the comments!!

I tried to become that ‘5AM productive person’ So I set my alarm for 5AM. I went to bed early. I felt motivated. I felt powerful. Alarm goes off. I open one eye… and immediately start negotiating with myself like I’m in a hostage situation. Okay, just 5 more minutes. Next thing I know it’s 9:47AM, I’m in a blanket burrito, my phone is on 3% battery, and I’m scrolling motivational quotes like, Rise and grind. Sir. I didn’t even rise. Now I’m trying to convince myself that waking up at 10AM is fine because I’m more productive at night. Meanwhile, my night routine is just me staring at the ceiling thinking about embarrassing things I did in 2013. Moral of the story? I still believe in the 5AM life… Just not for me personally. 😭

I had a really bad day at SKOOL. I recorded my first hour long continuous cat call for one of my communities today. Hours later, I found less than the full hour of recordings and only two or three of the recordings play ▶️the audio. I just get to watch the bar move. So what should have been a really enjoyable experience is now just a-a-a- {sob} huge disappointment. I wish I could say it was the first time. Yes I know. "Contact tech support" .... again. and of course I have but I'm still hurt 💔 Sometimes memorable content cannot be duplicated or shared later without a little help and isn't that why we're sharing our whole heart here? Thanks for letting me have a fully felt moment with you, fellow goosers ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 Back to joy momentarily ... 😔

Am I the only person here who had to google Pokémon? And now I know I am totally Un enamoured . It’s those little plastic things that seem to give kids status. I hate them like I hated loom bands…those fiddly plastic bands that kids made bracelets with. That went VIRAL! I have friend who owns a craft shop, and I asked her what her biggest seller was. You got it…. Not yarn, not buttons , not stickers, not beads, not anything that a kid could craft with….. just a horrendous blob of plastic no use to anyone. Or maybe some kind of talisman, a tiny pretend friend , a miniature very expensive ornament, or some kind of kids currency! Ok so I teach kids, I teach how to make bracelets, anything they can be proud to wear in their hair, a brooch, a necklace, a bookmark. I recommend useful plastic bits that can be hand crafted like buttons, beads, and didn’t you know …young kids are like kittens when they get their very own ball of yarn!! Pokémon…Poof!