hello hooman that is reading this! First of all I want to officially welcome you to this wonderful and purr-tastic february. This month is going to be the „hooman“ month. But why is that? You as a good hooman most often think that „hoomans“ is just a place, a community lead by the most astounding and precious cat there is and ever was. BUT.. hoomans is waaaaay bigger than that. hoomans is a culture hoomans is an institution. In order to make yourself a legendary hooman (almost like a hoomanized prophet) you need to be one with the word hooman! So this month we all will make the word „hooman“ a thing! ❌ Whenever you catch somebody in a post, a comment or even a direct message where they use any words to describe a hooman like: „people, human (that sucks most), dude, dudette, brother, sister, mother, dad .. ✅ CORRECT THEM - it’s all „hooman“ Go out there and be hooman, hooman! Yours truly, The Skool Cat - The ultimate hooman (Ps: how often did I use that word hooman? Hope it settled in your subconsciousness lol)

hoomans.. If you joined our last Shit Chat, drop your own mini-post in the comments. 3 lines only: 1) What happened that surprised you? 2) Why should a hooman join the next one? 3) One word to describe the vibe. Go. I’m stealing the best lines for the next invitation. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐾

Yes, you heard it right. The sacred temple of hoomans. is going PUBLIC ON MONDAY! That means: - New hoomans can finally find us - Our beautiful chaos, culture, and community can be witnessed by the entire internet (bless their souls) - And most importantly: more hoomans = more fun, more stories, more connections 🐾 BUT. This also means your posts.. yes, even that one weird one about the toast that looked like a cat will now be visible to the wide, wild web. If you don’t want your meme legacy out there in the wilderness, feel free to delete any posts before the switch flips. Otherwise: embrace the chaos and let the internet giggle with us 😼 This is the next chapter of our furry empire. Let’s show the world what it means to be a hooman. 💥 Yours truly, The Skool Cat - Supreme Ruler of Randomness & Keeper of Fun

Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending “community” was a comments section So I did what any self‑respecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who don’t just want a course, they want a court. I didn’t find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: “Wait… I’m not crazy. These are my people.” Now look around. You’re sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: “We’re not here to just consume. We’re here to build culture.” Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought “Okay, this is different”? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Let’s see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐾

hoomans .. i am doing a little victory lap across the dashboard today… not because of some giant launch or massive revenue spike, but because of the tiny things you did this week that nobody else even noticed. Let’s collect them. What’s one small win from this week that you’re secretly proud of? Doesn’t have to be sexy or “LinkedIn-worthy”. - Maybe you finally cleaned up a messy Notion board. - Maybe you answered a hard email instead of letting it rot. - Maybe you protected two hours of deep work. - Maybe you just took a real evening off without feeling guilty. Drop one tiny win in the comments. ⬇️ No overthinking. One line is enough. I’ll be prowling through the replies, sprinkling catnip on my favorites. Yours truly, The Skool Cat 🐈‍⬛✨