After months of observation, feedback, and several completely unnecessary meetings… we’ve decided to introduce a few small changes effective immediately: 1. All alarms are now legally required to go off on the first ring. No more snoozing. If you hit snooze, it will actually get louder and personally insult your life choices. 2. Wi-Fi will now slow down dramatically whenever you say “just one more episode.”This is a feature, not a bug. 3. Your phone battery will stay at 37% for 2 hours… and then drop to 2% instantly. We don’t control this. We’re just the messengers. 4. Any time you walk into a room and forget why, the reason will not come back. Ever. You now live there. Accept it. 5. Group chats will now show who actually read the message and chose not to reply. No more “Sorry, just saw this!” in 3–5 business days. 6. Autocorrect will stop helping and start exposing you. Good luck explaining that text. We understand this may take some getting used to, but we believe these updates will really improve absolutely nothing. Thank you for your cooperation during this transition. Happy April Fools’ Day 😄 Tagging @Goose Dunlavey just because of the meme

Don't think of where you could be in a year. Write that list of goals and take action.

Hey! Since when does Skool collect VAT? And how is it calculated? Based on location selected or my card issuing country, or something else entirely?

Is iridescent a color? If so, that's my fave. Luxray for pokemon. And......crap.....what was the 3rd thing?

Just discovered that koalas sound like tigers 🐅 😆 https://youtu.be/ocIR6B-YtYE?si=FdTHxcjk99kY0zzx