Once upon a very ordinary internet, your Emperor was bored. Everywhere I looked, hoomans were trapped in the same three spells: - scrolling in silence - learning alone - pretending “community” was a comments section So I did what any self‑respecting Emperor of Culture would do: - I went hunting for the weird ones. - The ones who laugh too loudly at screenshots. - The ones who turn calls into running jokes. - The ones who don’t just want a course, they want a court. I didn’t find the hoomans. I summoned you. One by one, you appeared in my kingdom: sliding into skool, testing the waters, dropping that first awkward post, then slowly realising: “Wait… I’m not crazy. These are my people.” Now look around. You’re sitting in a place that only exists because a bunch of hoomans decided: “We’re not here to just consume. We’re here to build culture.” Tonight, I want to flip the story: - How did you find me and the hoomans.? - What was the moment where you thought “Okay, this is different”? - What made you stay? Drop your origin story in the comments. Two lines, ten lines, whatever you like. Let’s see how this empire actually came together, hooman by hooman. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐾

By the shimmering whiskers of destiny, the ceremonial, pompously majestic New Year Decrees of your self-crowned Emperor of Culture are hereby unleashed upon the realm. A new year dawns. Fireworks sparkle. Bells jingle. I sit regally and pretend this was all part of my master plan. Let it be known across skool: 2026 belongs to the hoomans. You are not merely members you are my court, my culture-builders, my loyal chaos engineers. This is not just a community… this is Skool culture, and it purrs with unity. As your generous feline ruler, I officially permit ambition, encourage absurdly bold dreams, and frown upon silence (unless you are napping). May your goals be brave, your comments kind, and your memes historically significant. Together we rise. Separately… well, that’s less fun. Each hooman shall comment ONE goal or wish for 2026. Grand or humble, serious or silly, place it before the throne. Then honor the empire by cheering on at least one fellow hooman. Unity is mandatory. Applause is appreciated. Yours truly, The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 🐈‍⬛✨ P.S. Tribute may be paid in emojis, likes, or imaginary fish. A glorious year awaits. You’re welcome, hoomans.

Drop a GIF that matches your energy. 😹 Chaos welcomed. 😼 Pants optional. 🙀 LEET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

We’re talkin’ festive mischief, December vibes, and what’s coming to the hoomanverse this month 🎄💫 If you care about holiday chaos, community magic, or your name is: @Zak King @Sean Hegarty @Nicholas Golden @Salim Albitar @Amanda Bennallack @Niklas Schröer @Debbie Allery @Beverley Lockett @Doug AntiHype @Jes Solo @Dan Schaad @Kristian Lamo @Keith Berg @Mark Zammit @Mindy Molein …then paws yourself into this call https://www.skool.com/hoomans/shit-chat

The festive season is rolling in like a wild kitten, and we’re getting you into the groove! We’ve got some fun things planned for you the month ahead of us and we’ll reveal everything in our upcoming Shit-Chat. 👉 Don't miss your opportunity! But for now… let’s warm up the vibe. Drop your favourite Christmas songs in the comments! 🎶🎅 Let’s build the ultimate hoomans Holiday Playlist together. Stay pawsome - cat-cember has begun. 🐱💫 ps: here's my favourite christmas song