I was talking this morning about the troubles in Northern Ireland and it made me quite sad. So, now I need a bit of cheering up. The game is called 'I would never' it's not meant to be serious and I want you to give multiple funny answers. So, I will go first. I would never eat yellow snow. I would never put my head in a vice and turn the handle. I would never, not ever, eat jellied eels...fuckkkkkkk. Your turn. .