I failed miserably 🫣🍿

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I tried to get fancy with sorghum pop, and instead got humbled REAL quick 😅

You ever buy something “bougie healthy” and think you’re about to become that gurl only to absolutely fail? Yeah. That was me.

Sorghum pop = tiny, adorable popcorn’s expensive little cousin. I was READY. I truly LOVE LOVE LOVE sorghum pop!!

Attempt #1…disaster.

Attempt #2 with my new stainless steel popper (ordered specificallyfor my sorghum pop) somehow worse 😂 like wtf

Shoutout to my hubby for going full MacGyver fixing the situation. He's confident that the 3rd time will be a charm!

Being honest though, at that point I said forget it — we’re going back to the OG.

Regular popcorn.

Avocado oil.

Garlic salt + nutritionalyeast.

And let me tell you, this was not a backup plan, this was a full-blown glow-up. CCRUNCHY. FRESH. SAVORY. ADDICTIVE.

Mid-snack, I randomly asked, who even discovered popcorn? So of course I looked it up.

Apparently popcorn is older than Jesus 🤯🤣

I found this hilarious video on the history of popcorn. If you need a chuckle and have 5 extra minutes, you should totally watch it 🍿

So here I am, humbled by sorghum, living my best life with a bowl of ancient snacks.

But I gotta know, what are YOU putting on your popcorn?? 👇

Swipe right past the video to scope out my new snazzy stainless steel popcorn popper! It's pretty rad! Great little investment!

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I failed miserably 🫣🍿

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