Wife: Our new neighbor kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.

What comes down but never goes up?

A woman calls her mother: Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital… Mom: Stephanie, you’ve been a doctor for over eight years. Stop starting every phone conversation we have like that...😃

“What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.” – R. Marston

Patient: Doctor, everyone hates me. Doctor: Don’t be ridiculous. Not everyone has met you.