Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What's your Attitude to Taxes

Guys, please don't call me Couch!) Couch - это Кушетка!) Я - Коуч. Или COACH (in English). И да, кстати, зовут меня (выбирайте как вам больше нра): 1. Father Surge 2. Surge 3. Father 4. Серж