hi hello i'm ali and i'm salty AF · 𝗡𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝘓𝘈𝘉 🌴🛹🍄🌈

hi hello i'm ali and i'm salty AF

heyyyyy i'm ali. ER nurse practitioner in a big ass city x 15 years so i'm salty AF. also dabbled in ortho/trauma surgery and clinics, ortho urgent care, nursing home. I'm a nurse coach been a nurse coach for a year (but really 4 cause i was coaching with my weight loss patients before i knew what coaching was...) certified in reiki and somatics and holy shit energy is wild.

i had my own weight loss injection clinic for a year that i grew from the ground up by myself and that's where entrepreneurship started for me but found i liked the coaching people through the life changes more than writing the drugs so here I am in nurse coach land and i fucking love it.

i'm married to the smartest most amazing husband who's a firefighter and can literally fix anything which is great bc me and my adhd breaks and loses everything so it works out great. we are rebuilding at 1970 airstream and we love to travel in our camper and we will be doing more of that in the future. i love a simple life. it didn't used to always be like that. i grew up with food stamps and no one home but me so i thought i needed all the degrees and all the money and now i feel like i'm walking my way back down to simplicity, ya know?

i have the coolest sorta feral 5 year old daughter named sage who will do monkey bars til she goes into rhabdo and loves taylor swift and likes to sing all the cuss words in her songs - and i'm the mom who lets her cause we talk about what's okay to do where cause i think she's a human, not an ego pawn for me to lay my shit on. she's literally my best friend.

i have hypermobile type Ehlers Danlos so i'm bendy and broken as fuck. i have chronic atypical trigeminal neuralgia that no one believed me about for 15+ years and my head is literally trying to fall off so no more motorcycles for me but i do love me some yoga and a good salty ocean to chill by.

it infuriates me when doctors have egos and tell women their symptoms are anxiety and call it medicine instead of gaslighting and i do my best to correct it in real time and the thrill of "am i gonna get fired" after i cite some information about how its real shit not "anxiety" but that's prob a post for another day.

i love learning and i love creating boundaries that launch me and my clients where we wanna go. i love watching clients build the blueprint to a life they've always wanted and I can't wait to keep getting better at this so i can keep building a life where travel isn't calculated and my daughter doesn't have to worry about a damn thing.

had to edit to add: fave Nickelodeon was rugrats all dayyyyyyy.

current biz struggle: consistency! i'll hyperfocus on creativ vids one day, then send 80 invites the next and then struggle to keep in the flow, ya know? went part time this month so plan is to streamline the process in feb.

✌🏼 ali jane

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