KINDA LAST CALL FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS (BEFORE I COME TO MY SENSES 😂)

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Alrighty then… so… deep breath because honestly I don’t even know how I’ve ended up doing two Christmas gifts this big, but here we are. It’s happening. I’m rolling with it.

I’ve been sat here thinking about this community, thinking about MYM, thinking about last week’s Backroom banner excitement and the humans in those pictures, and the energy, and the epic ass joy, and the realness of it all… and I just thought, you know what, it’s Christmas, let’s go big, let’s actually give people something that makes a bloody difference instead of the usual sparkly fluff.

And I’m gonna be totally honest obvs — none of this makes business sense lol

Absolutely none. But it does make sense for how I lead and who I am and how these spaces work when they’re at their best.

I don’t want the clickbait nonsense, I don’t want the “exclusive secret door” rubbish, I don’t want the sleaze.

I just wanted to give something that’s actually fricken useful, human, supportive, real.

So yep. Two gifts. Both ridiculous. Both only for the Backroom and MYM because those are the spaces I pour into every day and the humans who actually show up with me.

🎁 CHRISTMAS GIFT #1 — BACKROOM ONLY

The $111 Community Audit… for $1.

Yep. One dollar. No idea what came over me.

But the Backroom is full of people actually doing the thing — showing up even when it’s messy, asking questions, trying, wobbling, getting back up, talking, being human — and I just thought, let me give you something that actually helps you get momentum in YOUR space.

So if your Skool community is quiet or feels a bit meh or you don’t know how to get engagement going or you’re overwhelmed or you’re looking at your dashboard like “erm??” — or even if you don’t have a Skool yet and want your FB group looked at instead — this is for you.

I go inside your space, look at everything, all the corners, all the bits you’ve probably forgotten about, and I record you a personal Loom walking through what’s working, what’s not, what’s blocking engagement, what needs shifting, and the plan to bring it back to life.

No fancy formulas. Just clarity.

You buy the thing, fill the tiny form, give me access, I audit, you get your Loom by 18 December. Super simple. Closes Friday. Limited spots. When it's gone, it’s poof gone.

🎁 CHRISTMAS GIFT #2 — MYM ONLY

The Community Clarity Extraction (normally $222… yours for $1).

This one honestly blows my mind that I’m giving it away, but here we are. It’ll take you maybe 20 minutes.

One messy, rambly take. No re-dos. No perfection. Just you talking like a human. And what you get from it?

You’ll have a YEAR of content, clarity, messaging, the ability to finally explain who you are and who your space is for, why it exists, why people stay, what it feels like, all of that. It becomes the foundation of everything you say in 2026.

I give you the question. You record ONE take. You send me the recording AND the transcript. And then I turn your ramble into one of the three outcomes:

Option 1 — Magnetic Identity Page

Option 2 — Community DNA Document

Option 3 — Magnetic Messaging Map

This is literally the exact process I use with paid clients when I rebuild their messaging. And you’re getting it for a dollar because I just felt like giving something MASSIVE

⭐️ WHY I’M DOING THIS

This is simply because these are the two spaces I’m in every single day. These are the humans I speak to, reply to, laugh with, wobble with. These are the conversations that actually matter to me. And after last week’s Backroom banner moment — which honestly still makes me grin every time I look at it — I felt this big surge of “okay, let’s actually give something meaningful back.”

That’s literally it. Just a proper epic gift.

⭐️ DEADLINES

Buy Deadline: 12 December. Hard stop. Well because I need to get it all done, in time for Santa and to take a break.

Submission Deadline for MYM GIFT: 31 January.

So you can buy now, breathe, enjoy Christmas, come back in January and do your Loom then. No panic needed — unless you try to buy on the 13th, because the answer will be a loving but firm no.

⭐️ FINAL CALL

If you want these gifts, go grab them.

If you don’t, that’s also fine, but honestly, I think you’ll wish you had because the clarity you get from these two things?

Most people take years — actual years — to figure this out.

Backroomers — your $1 audit is in the Classroom.

MYM fam — your $1 clarity gift is there waiting for you.

And I’ll stop rambling now, but yeah… let’s make Christmas actually feel fun, human, and helpful this year.

Let’s go.

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