Right… today’s swearing blooper?
I yelled FUCK so loud I’m surprised Bali isn’t filing a noise complaint.
So, after announcing yesterday — very responsibly — that I’d get on top of all the DMs I hadn’t replied to…
I sat myself down like, “Come on Mimi, let’s get our shit together and reply to everyone.”
I go to click “Unread” at the top…
and instead, my
finger hits “Mark ALL as unread.”
ALL.
AS.
UNREAD.
I’ve lost the ones I actually needed to reply to.
No idea who I’ve answered.
No idea who I’ve ignored.
No idea what dimension I’m operating in.
Unless I scroll back through hundreds of messages like some kind of archaeologist, those DMs are GONE FFS
So yeah… that’s my Tuesday.
What’s YOUR swearing blooper of the week so far?