The Moth and the Doctor
A man walks into a doctor’s office.
The doctor says, “Hello, what can I help you with today?”
The man says, “Doctor, I think I’m a moth.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Oh, I’m not the right doctor for that. You should see a psychiatrist.”
The man says, “I know, I know.”
The doctor asks, “Then why did you come into my office?”
The man says, “Because your light was on.”