POV: You’re a dad on St. Patrick’s Day”
Scene 1 - act like I’m about to go out
Cut to: me drinking apple juice from a beer mug while my daughter throws gold coins at me
Text:
“Used to chase beer.”
“Now I chase toddlers.”
End with me exhausted on the couch
2.
Text on screen:
“People without kids on St. Patrick’s Day” (clip of me hyped up)
Cut to:
“Dads on St. Patrick’s Day” (you asleep at 8:37 PM in a green shirt
3.
POV: You thought being a dad would come with luck” 💀
Clip 1: me confident putting on green.
Text: “Dad starter pack unlocked.”
Clip 2: Immediate chaos (toy explosion / juice spill).
Text: “Difficulty: Legendary.