POV: Youāre a dad on St. Patrickās Dayā Scene 1 - act like Iām about to go out Cut to: me drinking apple juice from a beer mug while my daughter throws gold coins at me Text: āUsed to chase beer.ā āNow I chase toddlers.ā End with me exhausted on the couch 2. Text on screen: āPeople without kids on St. Patrickās Dayā (clip of me hyped up) Cut to: āDads on St. Patrickās Dayā (you asleep at 8:37 PM in a green shirt 3. POV: You thought being a dad would come with luckā š Clip 1: me confident putting on green. Text: āDad starter pack unlocked.ā Clip 2: Immediate chaos (toy explosion / juice spill). Text: āDifficulty: Legendary.