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Northwolf... Scott Northwolf. I'm an alchemist and International Man of Mystery. Adventures and dangerous shit is what makes me laugh. Usually the more dangerous or concerning a situation might seem... the more funny it looks to me. Some of the cool stuff I'm into are self-improvement, online business and spirituality (but in a REALLY hardcore and deep sense, you have no idea... trust me). I enjoy a lot connecting with people, but only with cool people, if you're boring and not very bright it's probably not gonna be a good fit. I'm really deep into philosophy, anthropology, evolutionary psychology and military history (and history in general as well) and a bunch of other cool struff, the thing is that everything is interconnected, it is all ONE single thing in the end. If you know, you know... 😉 Like I said, I'm into self-improvement and I take that shit seriously. I do 3 main things every single day and they are written down on my daily timetables: Working out for the body. Reading for the mind. Meditating (and gratitude journaling) for the soul. Also my deep work sessions and stuff. I've been living in Bali for a year now... this place is HEAVEN! Truly... you can believe me, everything I might say will still fall short of how amazing this place is. They call it the Island of Gods for a reason... (because I'm here, that's why!). Anyways... that's my intro...

Okay bearded hoomans! What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened between your beard and your food? - Sauce river situation (ramen, pasta, curry, etc.) - Crumbs for later (cookies, toast, croissants) - Full-on mystery chunk you found hours later - A pet tried to “help” clean your beard mid-bite - Other chaos (tell us in detail) Reply with your beard + food disaster story 👇 Also tell us: - Your most “beard-safe” food - Your beard’s “sworn enemy” food Non‑bearded hoomans: you’re officially invited to roast, react, and share what it’s like dealing with a hooman who has one. Somewhere, the Skool Cat is taking notes and silently judging your hygiene. ᓚᘏᗢ