Current brain status: functioning or feral?
On a scale of 'everything is fine' to 'I just tried to put my phone in the fridge,' how's your brain today? I'm currently at 'forgot what I was saying mid-sentence three times in one conversation' level. Started my first day at my new job yesterday and my brain is still trying to catch up. Pretty sure I looked at the same PowerPoint slide for 10 minutes without retaining a single word. Also made coffee this morning, walked away, forgot about it, made another cup, and then found the first one 2 hours later. Cold coffee for the win. Drop your chaos rating below 👇 Are you: - Fully functioning human ✅ - Forgot why you walked into this room 🤔 - Lost your phone while actively using it 📱 - Put your keys in the fridge and your milk in your bag 🥛 - Currently unsure what day it is 📅 - Other (please explain because I need to know) 💀