18d • ⭐️ Win
I woke up this morning as a 🍇. Bye bye 🍆 phase!
🍇 I leveled up on Goosify last night — from eggplant to GRAPES 🍇
And honestly? I did some research. I needed to understand my new identity.🥳
Here are some totally necessary fun facts about grapes:
🍇 There are over 8,000 varieties of grapes in the world. I just joined the club. Still figuring out my terroir.
🍇 Grapes are technically berries. I didn't level up to a fruit. I leveled up to a BERRY. Please address me accordingly.
🍇 It takes about 75 grapes to make ONE glass of wine. I didn't level up to be subtle. Also I pair well with cheese.
🍇 Grapes don't get sweeter after they're picked. The growth happens HERE. Still planted. Getting weird, complex, and delicious.
🍇 Grapes are toxic to dogs. I am NOT for everyone. And that's okay. 🤷♀️
🍇 People have been cultivating grapes for 8,000 years. I'm not new. I'm VINTAGE.
I spent 20 minutes researching grapes for this post. Grapes don't lie. See you at the next level. 🍇
What level are YOU? 👇
(And yes, I had to google "fun facts about grapes" for this post. No regrets.)
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I woke up this morning as a 🍇. Bye bye 🍆 phase!
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